Day By Day© by Chris Muir.Wednesday, April 01, 2009
I'm gonna do a link dump here because it's finals week and I have two papers to write. I'll probably not post again until Phriday Phideaux, so enjoy these for now:
This global warming/climate change crap is really getting old: California legislators are actually considering banning black cars to cut down carbon emissions. Gimme a break.
It's not just here, though. The crazy has infected the entire world. In Australia, a group is advocating giving the inmates the keys to their prison cells, because the prisons will be safer that way. Okay.
And now, the lighter side of the news:
A Japanese company is trying to convince women to give up their thongs or other forms of undergarments, and wearing loincloths instead. No freakin' way, pal.
It seems squirrels in Kansas are going bald. While this may be slightly humorous, thinking about bald headed squirrels running around town, the part I found most amusing is that this was listed as "Breaking News".
A minor league baseball team in Michigan is planning to sell a monster burger at their home games this year. The burger is made of 5 beef patties, 5 slices of cheese, a cup of chili and salsa and corn chips on a bun. Now while that doesn't scream out "health food" to me, a vegan advocacy group is demanding they put a warning label on the burger. Really?
And last, but certainly not least, a couple of idiots have devised a life vest for polar bears to get them through the nightmare of global warming that is melting the poles. I just want someone to tape their attempts to put a life jacket on a polar bear. That would be a sight to behold.
See ya Phriday!
This global warming/climate change crap is really getting old: California legislators are actually considering banning black cars to cut down carbon emissions. Gimme a break.
It's not just here, though. The crazy has infected the entire world. In Australia, a group is advocating giving the inmates the keys to their prison cells, because the prisons will be safer that way. Okay.
And now, the lighter side of the news:
A Japanese company is trying to convince women to give up their thongs or other forms of undergarments, and wearing loincloths instead. No freakin' way, pal.
It seems squirrels in Kansas are going bald. While this may be slightly humorous, thinking about bald headed squirrels running around town, the part I found most amusing is that this was listed as "Breaking News".
A minor league baseball team in Michigan is planning to sell a monster burger at their home games this year. The burger is made of 5 beef patties, 5 slices of cheese, a cup of chili and salsa and corn chips on a bun. Now while that doesn't scream out "health food" to me, a vegan advocacy group is demanding they put a warning label on the burger. Really?
And last, but certainly not least, a couple of idiots have devised a life vest for polar bears to get them through the nightmare of global warming that is melting the poles. I just want someone to tape their attempts to put a life jacket on a polar bear. That would be a sight to behold.
See ya Phriday!
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