Day By Day© by Chris Muir.

Friday, March 30, 2007

I'm in love! A two-year-old golden retriever named Toby was walking his owner, when suddenly...the owner started choking! Duhn duhn DUNNNNNN! Toby sprang into action, jumping up and down on his walker's chest (doing CPR) and saving her life. Wow! You'd never see a cat do something so courageous. A cat would have stuck it's paw down the owner's throat to lodge the food in deeper, thereby insuring the inheritance it's been dreaming about. Can you tell I love dogs?

Thursday, March 29, 2007

Four men were arrested in Trenton, New Jersey recently, but they claim New Jersey has no jurisdiction over them. Seems they have diplomatic immunity, since they are representatives of other planets. That's right. I'll forego the jokes about acting like they're from Uranus. You can probably make up better ones that I can anyway.

This poor woman. A German belly dancer wanted to have lipo on her thighs because she thought they were too big. Little did she know she'd go home with half her butt gone. The surgeon sucked it out. Yikes!

Okay, I'm back. Blogger has graciously allowed me to post again. Thanks, guys. Well, just to catch up... Florida is so going to beat Ohio State in the Championship. Whew, I had to get that out of my system.

We're in the middle of week six of my first semester of school. Three and a half more weeks, and I will have actually completed some classes. I can't wait. I got a glimpse of my next classes today. I've got a feeling I'll be wishing I was back in these classes before long. I've finished my rough draft of my persuasive essay. The rough draft is supposed to be 1,000 words, the final is supposed to be 1,500. I've got a problem with that. My rough draft is 3,400 words and I don't know what to cut out of it to make it fit.

Both my kids started school this week. That means my entire family is in school now. Never thought I'd see that. Unfortunately, the kids have different instructors. That would have been fun to watch... from a distance.

Our plumbing is busted again. We apparently had a leak behind the bathtub that we didn't know about until it soaked through the entire bathroom carpet the other day. I guess on payday we'll get the supplies to fix it. Until then we're back on bottled water. Sponge baths are our friend, right?

More personal stuff later. I've got other stuff to post tonight.

testing, testing.

Wednesday, March 07, 2007

Here's a headline for you: Rats stalk UN corridors of power. The story is about how rats and other vermin are overrunning the UN. The problem is, they all have diplomatic immunity.

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