Day By Day© by Chris Muir.

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Can you control when you need to pass gas? Not everyone can. There are some foods that can do a number on your intestines and, no matter how polite you want to be, that build-up is gonna come out. You can't always wait until you get to the bathroom.

Now, when you're confined to a moving vehicle and this happens to you, you can't just tell your body "NO!", but some bus drivers seem to think you should be able to:
An eighth-grader was suspended from riding the school bus for three days after being accused of passing gas.
He may have gotten the better punishment. A student at another school was arrested for farting in class.

Where do you find this junk?
Like Chickenman, it's everywhere! Too much time spent reading weird websites for news to entertain the masses (all 2-3 of you).
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