Day By Day© by Chris Muir.

Thursday, November 20, 2008

This guy should try to control his impulses:
A man faces a domestic battery charge after allegedly hitting his girlfriend with a sandwich as she was driving on Interstate 95 on Friday.
That's bad enough (and please, no jokes about salami, ok?), but the last line of the story just kills me:
Police haven't said what type of sandwich was involved.
Oh, man! What possible difference could that make? I almost spewed all over my keyboard when I read that.

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