Grandma's House

I'm really beginning to think you should have to pass a basic IQ test to serve on a jury. Twelve idiots awarded a 21-year-old college student $179,001 when he sued a mattress manufacturer for not warning him that falling out of bed could be dangerous. He put a mattress up on a six-foot platform, and when he fell out of bed he dislocated his shoulder. I'm surprised he didn't try to sue Isaac Newton for discovering the law of gravity. At least the New Jersey Appellate Court reversed the decision, proving that not everyone in Jersey is mentally deficient.