Grandma's House

How many adults reading this have ever fooled around in the back seat of a car? Most, I imagine. Even married couples do it, sometimes just to be different. But if you live in Oregon, Heaven help you if you get caught.

Couple number one has been married for five years. He is 35 and she is 30/ Couple number two has been married for two years. He is 21 and she is 23. Couple number three have been married for seven years. He is 40 and she is 37.

They were all caught in a public parking area of Bush Park having sex.

You're thinking, no big deal, right? Give them a ticket, and send them home, right? Wrong.

In each case, both the men and women have to attend and complete a sex offender treatment program, take polygraphs, and are not to consume alcohol or do drugs.

However, only the men have to register as sex offenders, the women do not.

Did you get that? These husbands are now considered sex offenders for having sex with their wives. If the punishment already listed above wasn't enough, Oregon takes it way over the line with this:

One of the women has the couple's two kids, her husband cannot have contact with the kids until the treatment provider determines his past and current sexual history.

This is just ridiculous. You people who live in Oregon better get with your lawmakers and get this fixed. Either that, or just have everyone sign up as a sex offender and be done with it. I'm glad they don't do that here. That particular activity gave us our son. Of course, we didn't get caught by the police; just by my mother. But that's a whole other story.