Grandma's House

Michael Urbano is a very lucky man. He could easily have died pulling this stunt.

Police say Michael Urbano, 23, locked himself out of the house early Saturday morning and decided to get in on a cable TV wire through the chimney.

But the wire broke and Urbano fell, getting stuck about three-quarters of the way down. He was freed when a firefighter pushed him to safety.

"We get him up, and he's naked as a jaybird," said Hayward police Lt. Gary Branson. "He tells us he took his clothes off because there would be less friction going down the chute. We did find his clothes. So that part checked out."

He was arrested on suspicion of being under the influence of drugs. Suspicion, huh? I wonder what their first clue was.