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Day By Day© by Chris Muir.

Monday, April 24, 2006

Here's your dumb criminal for today:
The 61-year-old man, armed with what looked like a gun, entered the Uihlein Soccer Park in Milwaukee at 12:45 p.m. Thursday, police said.

He first tried to hold up a woman in an office, but she had no money, according to Capt. Darlene Jenkins. He then tried to mug a man who had a wallet — which turned out empty, Jenkins said.

The frustrated robber tried to flee but got lost and couldn't find the exit, Jenkins said.
By the time he was apprehended, he needed to go to the hospital because he was having chest pains. I guess he just wasn't cut out for a life of crime.

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