Grandma's House

I've been told by Wolf over at Pack News (you long-time readers know he's my son) that he was mortified to find out that Sir Mugley and I ever saw a porn movie. HA HA HA HA HA! All you people out there who are younger than 30, try to remember: your parents used to be younger than you are now. We all had fun as newly married couples, went to parties, watched dirty movies, drank, did other things we don't discuss in front of the grandchildren. We haven't always been, in your eyes, old. Get over it.

Remember something I told my children when they would try to get away with something: Any thing you can possibly think of to try, we've already tried it. And if we got in trouble for it, chances are you will, too.

I love my children, even when they forget I'm a human being.