Grandma's House

I'm sure you've all heard by now that Vice-President Cheney accidentally shot a fellow hunter over the weekend. You've probably also heard how the mainstream media has developed a severe case of the vapors because they weren't notified before the birdshot finished penetrating the poor guy's skin. Honestly, have you ever heard a more pathetic bunch of whiners in your life? But at least the talk show hosts have gotten a lot of good mileage out of it. They've come up with some of the best lines over this than they've had in a long time. Even on the radio. Someone changed the lyrics to the song "Jenny's Got A Gun" to "Cheney's Got A Gun". Priceless.

In other news, a man in Michigan is under investigation because he shot his hunting partner in the elbow because he thought the elbow was a squirrel. Why aren't the reporters salivating over this story??