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The students in the seventh-grade science class at Lake Shore Middle School in Jacksonville, Florida, all got high grades from their substitute teacher. They got high everything from this jerkwad.

A substitute teacher was arrested Thursday after students reported watching him use what appeared to be cocaine during a seventh-grade science class, authorities said.

Can you believe it? He couldn't even be bothered to try to hide it. Thank God the kids knew what to do.

Twenty-two students allegedly saw Kappila sniffing a white powder at a computer desk during class, police told The Florida Times-Union for its Friday editions. Two of the students left the classroom to report the alleged drug use, Lake Shore Middle School Principal Iranetta Wright said.

This guy was so blitzed, he tried to bluff his way out of it.

Kappila initially told authorities he had been mixing headache powders with coffee, but started inhaling the powders when he couldn't find the cup, according to a police report.

He told police it was cocaine after authorities found a bag of powder at his feet while he was being questioned, the report stated.

The powder in the bag tested positive for cocaine, police said.

What an idiot. He shouldn't be allowed within 1,000 yards of a classroom.