Grandma's House

Researchers in Britain have determined that frequently Barbie dolls are mutilated by their owners. I could have told them that. I didn't much care for dolls when I was a kid, but my little sister did. Problem was she wanted a Ken doll to go with her Barbies, but she didn't have one. So she took one of the dolls, cut its hair and the ends of the feet so she wouldn't be on tiptoe, and caved her chest in so she'd look like a boy. You gotta admit she was a creative little thing.