Day By Day© by Chris Muir.Tuesday, December 27, 2005
An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A teenager sat down next to him. He had spiked hair that was red, orange, yellow, green, blue & violet.
The old man stared at the teenager. In fact, whenever the teen looked, the old man was staring.
Finally, the teenager said sarcastically, "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"
Without missing a beat the old man replied, "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. Just wondering if you're my son."
The old man stared at the teenager. In fact, whenever the teen looked, the old man was staring.
Finally, the teenager said sarcastically, "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"
Without missing a beat the old man replied, "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. Just wondering if you're my son."
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