Day By Day© by Chris Muir.

Wednesday, June 22, 2005

Wow! I wish I had learned to write this well.
A reporter for the Elyria Chronicle- Telegram in Ohio, observing the workings of pothole-filling technology for an April story on the local street department, described the Super-Patcher machine as releasing a flow of "what appeared to be greasy, black beans" following a "phlegm-textured stream of sticky tar" that "coated the pothole like a pound of snot."
What poetry! What talent! That reporter is destined for greatness!!

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