Grandma's House

A woman in Russia almost lost her hand when she tried to clean her son's aquarium. She thought it was occupied by goldfish, when in reality they were pirahnas. I'm not sure how you make that mistake, frankly. My husband had a beautiful pirahna when we got married. First, it wasn't gold; and second, it had visible teeth. If you see teeth on a goldfish, beware. It may be a pirahna or barracuda in disguise.

For the record, I loved that fish. It really was beautiful. We had to sell it when we moved to southern Missouri.