Grandma's House

Just a few of the bizarre stories I missed while I was gone: A school in Clovis, New Mexico was locked down for 2 hours with snipers on the rooftops, parents in distress, the whole shebang like you'd see in a movie-of-the-week, because a kid brought his homework assignment to school: a 30-inch burrito.

In other news, be careful ordering drinks in the Andes, as the most popular drink right now includes blended toads. The Peruvians think they are aphrodesiacs. Yuck!