Grandma's House

A woman bit into a 1 1/2 inch long finger segment while she was eating dinner at Wendy's in San Jose, California. No one at the restaurant was missing a digit, which apparently belonged to a woman with well manicured nails. The woman was quite distraught. If it had been me, I'd be grossed out as well. In the entire story, this was my favorite part:

Alexiou said the woman, who asked officials not to identify her, is at minimal risk of contracting illnesses from the finger because the chili was cooked.

Minimal risk of illness? Who are they kidding? This woman is going to need minimal therapy for her minimal trauma. Ack!