Grandma's House

They are making a full length feature film off the television series "Dallas." I really like that idea, if they do it right. But they're starting off on the wrong foot if you ask me. The powers that be have decided to cast Catherine Zeta-Jones in the role of Pam Ewing. No no no. She's too glamorous for that role. You need someone a little less va-va-voom to play Pam. Someone like Melissa Gilbert. Well, maybe someone a little more intimidating, but not a total hottie. I better stop. I'm starting to sound a little gay. Anyhoo, who do you think should play the characters in the movie version of "Dallas"?