Grandma's House

A San Diego thief got a real surprise the other day when he attempted to rob a woman walking her dog. He grabbed a bag from her hands and started to flee, but he stopped to look in the bag. To his surprise, the thief had grabbed the bag of doggie doo the woman had collected on the walk. He unsuccessfully tried again to rob her, then tried to shoot Misty the dog twice, but the gun jammed. He escaped to steal poop another day. Better luck next time, moron.