Grandma's House

I am so sick of the Center for Science in the Public Interest, or CSPI. These food Nazis have made it more difficult to get good junk food anywhere. First they attacked sugar, trying to regulate the amount you can eat. Then it was fat. McDonald's stopped frying their french fries in beef tallow; they're not nearly as good now as they used to be. They fought to get vending machines out of the schools; when I was in high school we cheered when they brought in soda machines for the first time. Now they're attacking salt. CSPI wants the FDA to regulate the amount of salt people use. Why don't they just leave us alone? People need salt. It's part of the human chemical makeup. If people want to oversalt their food, that's their business. With some of the healthy crap on the market today, salt is the only way to make it palatable enough to eat. CSPI should just go take a long walk off a short pier and leave us alone.