Day By Day© by Chris Muir.Saturday, January 22, 2005
I'm not sure where I read it the other day (I think it was Acidman) but he was talking about the five people who "messed" up the country the most in my lifetime. I've thought about this for a while, and here's what I've come up with:
1. Richard Nixon - he not only screwed up trying to cover up the Watergate break-in, but he totally discredited the Republican Party, causing the election of Jimmy Carter.
2. Jimmy Carter - got us neck-deep in the Middle East peace-keeping process. Also messed up with the hostage crisis in Iran. He's still trying to mess us up.
3. Madelyn Murray O'Hare - thanks to her, kids aren't praying in school anymore, except for the urgent prayers they whisper under their breath when they're taking tests.
4. Lyndon Johnson - escalated our involvement in Vietnam, expanded entitlement programs to the breaking point, and forced us to look at his daughters (ack!)
5. The ACLU - yes, I know that's not a single person. But everyone involved is a moonbat trying to destroy the country by perverting the laws of the land. If there is someone in the ACLU who doesn't fit that category, what are you doing there? The stink does rub off, you know.
Now, who would you pick? Sir Mugley had some different choices, but he's been alive longer than I have. Poor baby.
1. Richard Nixon - he not only screwed up trying to cover up the Watergate break-in, but he totally discredited the Republican Party, causing the election of Jimmy Carter.
2. Jimmy Carter - got us neck-deep in the Middle East peace-keeping process. Also messed up with the hostage crisis in Iran. He's still trying to mess us up.
3. Madelyn Murray O'Hare - thanks to her, kids aren't praying in school anymore, except for the urgent prayers they whisper under their breath when they're taking tests.
4. Lyndon Johnson - escalated our involvement in Vietnam, expanded entitlement programs to the breaking point, and forced us to look at his daughters (ack!)
5. The ACLU - yes, I know that's not a single person. But everyone involved is a moonbat trying to destroy the country by perverting the laws of the land. If there is someone in the ACLU who doesn't fit that category, what are you doing there? The stink does rub off, you know.
Now, who would you pick? Sir Mugley had some different choices, but he's been alive longer than I have. Poor baby.
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