Grandma's House

If my daughter had wanted to wear something like this to her prom, I would have locked her in her room until she was 30. This isn't a dress. It's an apron with nothing under it. Give me a break. This dress just screams, "Don't worry, date. You're gonna get some tonight." Whatever happened to taffeta? Man, I feel old.
UPDATE: Link is now fixed. Remember, pick your jaw up off the floor after you've seen the picture. You may need it later.