Grandma's House

Here you are. Since you've been waiting so long with baited breath (go gargle, for cryin' out loud!), here are this year's nominees for the coveted Razzies, the spoof awards which are handed out the day before the Oscars:

Worst Picture:

Catwoman
Alexander
Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2
Surviving Christmas
White Chicks

Worst Actor:

George W. Bush - Fahrenheit 9/11
Ben Affleck - Surviving Christmas and Jersey Girl
Vin Diesel - Chronicles of Riddick
Colin Farrell - Alexander
Ben Stiller - Along Came Polly, Anchorman, Dodgeball, Envy, and Starsky & Hutch

Worst Actress:

Halle Berry - Catwoman
Hilary Duff - Cinderella Story and Raise Your Voice
Angelina Jolie - Alexander and Taking Lives
Olsen Twins - New York Minute
Shawn and Marlon Wayans - White Chicks

Worst Screen Couple:

Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez/Liv Tyler - Jersey Girl
Halle Berry and Benjamin Bratt/Sharon Stone - Catwoman
George W. Bush and Condi Rice/pet goat - Fahrenheit 9/11
Olsen Twins - New York Minute
Wayans Brothers - White Chicks

Worst Supporting Actress:

Carmen Electra - Starsky & Hutch
Jennifer Lopez - Jersey Girl
Condoleezza Rice - Fahrenheit 9/11
Britney Spears - Fahrenheit 9/11
Sharon Stone - Catwoman

Worst Supporting Actor:

Val Kilmer - Alexander
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Around the World in 80 Days
Donald Rumsfeld - Fahrenheit 9/11
Jon Voight - Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2
Lambert Wilson - Catwoman

Frankly I think these awards would be a lot more fun to watch. The only reason left to watch the Oscars is to see who is going to wear something totally stupid.