Grandma's House

A police officer in Pearland, Texas, gave a lecture to the high school students about anti-gang activities. He then passed out a calendar to the students. Unfortunately, the calendars had Satanic holidays and ritual dates printed in every month of the year. Parents were seriously angry about this.

"September 20th is a 'midnight host' whatever that is," said one unidentified parent reading from the calendar. "You should have a blood-type ritual. September 23rd is the fall equinox – you should have an orgy. Activity group sex, any age, any sex."

At least in this situation the school officials did apologize.

"It clearly was a mistake," said Renea Ivy, Pearland ISD spokesperson. "We don't want it to happen again and so – it was not done with malice, it was not done to promote satanism in any way on the campus. It was just a mistake."

The officer said he got the packets from a anti-gang training course he took. Officials say he neglected to take out the adult material. The police officer remains on duty pending the outcome of an internal investigation.