Grandma's House

Just a word to the wise: Never mess with a woman in Savannah, Georgia:

Police are looking for two women they say sexually assaulted a man with a pair of cooking tongs in a drug-related attack.

Savannah-Chatham Metropolitan police say the victim, a 25-year-old man, awoke Saturday morning with a metal object protruding from his body. The victim, who police say was using cocaine at the time, told police he does not remember much of what happened.

The victim's cousin took him to Memorial Health University Medical Center Saturday after he complained of pain. Doctors surgically removed an object identified as "one half of a pair of food tongs," and turned it over to police.

Ouch!