Grandma's House

From a Canadian newspaper, we get the story of a cowboy in Regina who, after consuming entirely too much alcohol, tried to climb a chain link fence of about 8 feet. His pants got caught, and he wound up upside down hanging from the fence. So naturally he tried to reach his cell phone to call for help. But the stupid cell phone, which wasn't drunk, managed to fall all the way to the ground, just out of his reach. So he did what anyone would do in that situation. He undid his jeans and tried to climb out of them, but he could only get them to his knees. But at least he could reach the keypad of the cell phone, and managed to call for help. Police found him hanging upside down, with his pants down (up?) and extremely cold. Duh!