Grandma's House

Colby Nolan applied to study online through Trinity Southern University in Texas. Colby received his Masters in Business Administration, with a 3.5 GPA. This would ordinarily be a good story, but there's a small problem. Colby Nolan is a 6 year old cat, which belongs to one of the state's deputy attorneys general. The state of Texas is not pleased. They are seeking a permanent injunction. I wouldn't be surprised if there were some criminal charges filed. In the meantime, I wonder what Colby's going to do with his degree?