Grandma's House

There is a moron who lives in Bradenton, Florida. I know, you're saying "Just one?", but let me finish the story. This idiot planned to rob a convenience store manager, because he thought the guy took the money home with him. He watched as a package was placed in the manager's trunk, then followed him home. He forced the manager, at gunpoint, to open the trunk. He then shot at the manager and missed, but he left the shell casing there. He also left his fingerprints there, so he was arrested very quickly. He was just convicted of armed robbery and attempted murder and sentenced to forty years in prison. How much did he get away with? Nothing. The package was Stouffer's lasagna the man brought home for dinner.