Grandma's House

I thought I'd found a way around the onslaught of campaign commercials on television. I started videotaping all the shows I really wanted to see, and played them back, fast forwarding through the commercials. But somebody squealed on me I guess. Now I'm being besieged with telephone calls. Every group in this country is trying to get my vote. Normally, I have one, maybe two calls in a day. Now every time I try to accomplish something the phone rings, and it's a computer.

Here's my question: Why in the name of all that is good did these political ads get a loophole in the Do Not Call list? I don't want any more calls, people. I'm not undecided!