Grandma's House

Christian groups who have been trying to get Halloween banned from schools have been going about it all wrong. It isn't enough to get it done on Biblical principles; you have to fight fire with fire. That's what happened in Puyallup, Washington, where they've banned Halloween from the school district. They banned it because it could be offensive to witches. That's right. I guess witches don't like the stereotypical pointy hat and warty nose. So sorry, witchie poo. We didn't want Halloween in the schools anyway. Wicca is a religion, and if our kids can't celebrate Christianity we sure don't want them following any other discipline. So here's to Puyallup School District. We can't pronounce your name, but you rock anyway!