Day By Day© by Chris Muir.Sunday, September 19, 2004
My sister sent this to me, and I thought y'all would like it:
The Pentagon announced today the formation of an elite fighting group called the U.S. Redneck Special Forces (U.S.R.S.F.).
These Tennessee boys, Bubba, Hoss, Cooter, and Bow will be dropped behind enemy lines with the following information about the Iraqi terrorists:
1. The season opened last weekend.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or Jesus.
5. Some are queer.
6. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The war should be over in a week
The Pentagon announced today the formation of an elite fighting group called the U.S. Redneck Special Forces (U.S.R.S.F.).
These Tennessee boys, Bubba, Hoss, Cooter, and Bow will be dropped behind enemy lines with the following information about the Iraqi terrorists:
1. The season opened last weekend.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or Jesus.
5. Some are queer.
6. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The war should be over in a week
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