Grandma's House

Some people just can't do anything right. Here's a 56-year-old man in Japan who was terribly despondent and decided he wanted to die. So he threw himself under a train. The train missed him. This poor loser couldn't even kill himself. How much bad luck can one guy take? What's next? Jumping out a first-floor window? Taking three aspirin?

I'm sorry if I sound glib about the whole thing, but some people just can't catch a break. Maybe he'll get the help he really needs, but what are the odds?